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DAN: The All-Tournament Porn Name Team

By Dan O'Donnell

Story Created: May 15, 2009

Story Updated: May 15, 2009

Here's further proof that us media types are far too obsessed with March Madness--Yahoo Sports has compiled an all-porno name team from this year's Tourney teams.

 

As if you needed another reason to skip work and watch this week, look out for expert ballhandling from Taj Finger (Stanford) and skillful lane penetration from Gyno Pomare (San Diego).

 

I particularly like this Yahoo user's comment:  "[Oklahoma center] Longar Longar has three brothers; Hardar Hardar, Deepar Deepar, and Fastar Fastar."  It's awesome, baby!   

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