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DAN: Calling All Fatsos!

By Dan O'Donnell

Story Created: May 15, 2009

Story Updated: May 15, 2009

Do you get winded walking to the refrigerator?  Have trouble seeing your feet?  Occasionally brush your teeth with barbecue sauce?  If so, the Florida Marlins want you for their new dance team.

 

Comprised solely of fat men, the 10-member Manatees Dance Team is out to bust the stereotype that all cheerleaders are fit and attractive.  Way to strike a blow for fat-kind, guys.  My Cheetos-stained hat is off to you. 

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