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DAN: A Team After My Own HeartBy Dan O'DonnellPhillies pitcher Kyle Kendrick was stunned to learn that he'd been traded to a Japanese team for Kobayashi Iwamura. The only problem? Kobayashi is actually the world champion hot dog eater and the whole "trade" was actually an elaborate prank by teammate Brett Myers, who actually got general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr., manager Charlie Manuel, and members of the media to play along.
In a related story, I've just completed a trade that will send Jeff Falconio to Sri Lanka in exchange for a new microphone stand and half a bag of Reese's Pieces. Most Popular |
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