Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder apparently didn't take many geography courses at the University of Florida or, well, in third grade.

Getting ready for the Fins' tangle with the Giants in London, Crowder said he was surprised to learn that they speak English in England.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God.  I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot.  I learned that.

"I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher.  We did a football camp together.  So I know him.  That's the closest thing I know to London.  He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London.  I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

Wow.  Just....wow.

Then again, Crowder did get a 30 on his Wonderlic test (one of the higher scores back in 2005) and reportedly had a 3.0 grade point average at Florida, so it's entirely possible he was pulling our legs.