Holyfield vs. Foreman II: The Grillening
By Dan O'Donnell
Former heavyweight champ (and Mike Tyson chew toy) Evander Holyfield is set to step into a ring where George Foreman is the undisputed title holder - indoor grilling. The "Evander Holyfield Real Deal Grill" will pose a direct challenge to Foreman's "Lean Mean Grilling Machine," but in his pre-fight interview, Holyfield didn't exactly sound like he was ready for a battle royale.
"I've got a George Foreman Grill," he told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "It's a good grill."
Yes it is, Evander, which is precisely why I can't envision shelling out $99.99 for yours.
By the way, an interesting Foreman Grill tidbit; the endorsement was originally offered to Hulk Hogan, but he missed the call from his agent and instead lent his name to the "Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer." Who says you don't learn anything watching Hogan Knows Best, huh?