A Tale of Two Twitties
By Dan O'Donnell
There's a "w" in that headline, so please stop writing that angry email to my boss. The pair of "twitties" from the 90s I'm talking about aren't Pamela Anderson's, they're Dennis Rodman and Mike Tyson. And both are back in the news again today, both for the wrong reasons.
No, Rodman didn't finally get that operation to remove "the Worm" and Tyson didn't bite off Dick Cheney's ear, but both are facing some serious legal problems. The Rodmonian is accused of "smacking a woman's backside," while Iron Mike pleaded guilty to drug possession and DUI charges.
I know, I know...I'm as stunned as you. They were both such upstanding young men.