Here they are and, as always, they are for entertainment purposes.  If it's gambling you're looking for, Falconio runs an illegal squirrel-fighting ring out of a rented house he calls "Bad Nutz Kennelz."

The premiere matchup of the week is tonight, as the Patriots host San Diego.  The game itself is a toss-up, but I'd bet the ranch on Pats' coaches getting caught stealing signals and Shawne Merriman 'roid raging all over Bill Belichick, possibly even pulling his sweatshirt over his head and wailing on him Hansen Brothers-style.  5:2 odds says this happens sometime in the second quarter.  Any takers?