Some self-professed "experts" will pick maybe one or two obvious games against the spread and crow about their awesomeness for the next week.  Well these two self-professed boobs will pick every single NFL game against the spread each and every week and crow about our mediocrity.

These picks are, as always, to be used for entertainment purposes only.  That means that if you blow junior's college fund on Jeff's Carolina pick and some guy named Louie "The Icepick" Tattaglia shows up at your door with a baseball bat, don't blame us.

Here are the picks, using the Mirage's Saturday lines.  Why the Mirage?  Because that's one of Terry Benedict's places, and he'll kill you, and then he'll really go to work on you.