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Wait, 30-3?!?!?

By Dan O'Donnell

Oh yes.  The Orioles got worked.  By a team that's 14 games under .500.  What, did Baltimore pick up Grant Balfour? Or were the Rangers hitting off of a tee?  Check out this box score, which actually reminds me of some of my softball team's losses this season.

 

Still, ESPN's Page 2 rates it as only the 8th worst of its Top 100 Sports Beatdowns.  I must say I'm a little perturbed that three of the 6 worst beatdowns ever were dished out by the Chicago Bears, but just wait for next year's list, which I predict will include the following:

 

1.  AJ Hawk's beatdown of Rex Grossman - two games, 13.5 sacks

2.  The Justice Department's beatdown of Michael Vick 

3.  My beatdown of  Falconio in the next "Tiger Woods isn't the best golfer of all-time" argument

 

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