Being One With the Sausage
By Dan O'Donnell
A big tip of my ball-and-glove throwback cap to ESPN.com's Neil Janowitz for his article on how to run the Sausage Race, which includes this zen-like bit of advice: "Being one with your sausage will help you to win with your sausage."
Unfortunately, Janowitz wasn't one with his Polish, losing by 20 lengths when he tried to pull a Polish flag out of his sock during the race, prompting Giants reliever Steve Kline to call him "pathetic." Ouch.
Don't worry Neil, Milwaukee loves you for giving us further proof that the Brewers, and Milwaukee's legendary love of a good time (and food), are making our national profile a little meatier.