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Aug 20, 2009
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Aug 20, 2009
I'll admit, the headline roped you in, sorry about that. I get a lot of this type of stuff, t-shirts, websites, doctored pictures.....listeners send me everything and I love it but this one, in particular, caught my eye.
Pretty amusing. I just wanted to share this one with you.
Thursday, Aug 27 at 4:50 PM Eric wrote ...
Brett Favre Rocks!
28363241 Flag for moderationWednesday, Aug 26 at 6:32 AM Whatever wrote ...
I know I should be but I just can't sleep yet. I promised my girls we would make an apple pie and then take a walk on the beach. Check to see if there's two sets of footprints or three. Thanks! I know I'm getting through this without a big crash like the last two times. You guys are going to have the crash. It has been a dream of mine to open a counseling center named Pieces. Finding out where you fit in the big puzzle of life. Where you can share life's deepest desires. They will start to fit
28275703 Flag for moderationWednesday, Aug 26 at 5:33 AM Whatever wrote ...
Dale: I know you think I'm off the wall but you need to know I'm telling the truth. I know that you know it too. Connect the dots (yours and your two daughters). I know you know what I mean but if you don't I'll say it again. Your autistic daughter is the angel of pure love. Your neglected daughter is the angel of mercy. Put them together by giving your heart to God and never looking back. Narrow is the path to heaven remember? You better stay strong for me you big jerk! "Got something to do?"
28273196 Flag for moderationWednesday, Aug 26 at 5:19 AM Whatever wrote ...
Thanks for all the prayers. I've been praying and reading the bible too. All I can say is, don't beat yourself up... I have my whole life. It's definately not worth it. Sometimes you just have to learn to let it go and give it to God. I still don't know if I have learned how to do that but I'm on my way. I was heartbroken to hear of Mr. Kennedy's passing and I pray that God has mercy on his soul. All is forgiven from my end - time to start over. Water under the bridge. My heart is pure...
28272821 Flag for moderationWednesday, Aug 26 at 12:17 AM Whatever wrote ...
At 1:11 a.m. I woke up! I knew I should just go back to sleep but I couldn't help myself to write one more. Pray the Apostle's Creed for me in the morning. If I'm here GREAT! Praise God for just one more day. Let me do with it what He chooses. If not, then so be it. Choose Life People, it gives you the opportunity to allow your heart's little light to shine, no matter how little the little light is. Think of my kindly tonight and pray the Apostle's Creed with me once more, Please!
28268513 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:47 PM Whatever wrote ...
See you later, I'm going home now. Listen to Here I Go Again by Whitesnake. Time to rest now.
28259111 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:43 PM Whatever wrote ...
To my Mother Mary: What makes a beautiful mother? The warmth in her heart for her family, her welcoming hugs at the door. How happy she is just to see you and to spend time together once more... The way she cares so much about you and thinks of you often each day. And the way that, no matter how old you may be, she worries that you'll be okay. You are all the beautiful things a mother could be and you're loved so very much, Mom. I will now take my pill and what happens from here is up to God.
28258961 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:39 PM Whatever wrote ...
To my dad: You are my hero even though I never felt "close" to you once in my life. I think you know what I mean, just kind of a strange feeling for me. I never did respect you for all you have done for me and for that I am truly sorry. I pray that tonight all will be forgiven between us. You don't even know it but you hold the key dad. It's the crusifix from the 1300s that you have held onto but no one knew about it. Jesus is the key to heaven people! Choke on that. The key is the cross!
28258816 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:35 PM Whatever wrote ...
To Dale's family: Keep the name Jackpot for the boat - It fits just fine. Catch a Brewski sounds too corny for me, just my opinion. We didn't catch any fish last weekend but I'm sure there will be plenty for everyone now. Please don't drink and drive that boat, or anything else for that matter. Accidents happen that can make everything fall apart for so many people. I know "everybody does it" but just think of me next time. I will think of you too. Alcohol is like drugs, gives you a high but...
28258711 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:31 PM Whatever wrote ...
To my Godson: Happy birthday tomorrow. I always felt uncomfortable talking to you about God because its not a subject that you just bring up... Too uncomfortable. Please know that there is a God and He loves you much more than you will ever know. Follow your heart and hopefully I got under your skin just a little bit while I was here. Just a little bit is enough for me. You're a great kid who will definately go far in this world. Don't be shy, speak up and let your dad know how you feel.
28258561 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:25 PM Whatever wrote ...
To Caleb: You my little boy are the angel that started it all. Your mom knew you wouldn't be perfect but then again who is? She had the guts to not abort you everyone called her crazy not to but rather chose to let your light shine on earth as long as God chose, not your mom. Her broken heart will one day shine a light for all mothers who have lost their children, miscaraige and all. You're mom is the only one who truly stood by me and I love her very much! Shine On Baby Caleb, Shine On.
28258368 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:17 PM Whatever wrote ...
To my neices: When/if your a teenager know that the world will give many choices, but always stay grounded with your family and don't get tempted into any kind of drugs. It might mask the pain but deceives you in the end. Listen to Paradise by the Dashboard Lights and pay attention to the end. Its not about how excited you are or what feels good, its about making a commitment to God and sticking to it. You are an amazing person and you don't even know it. I for one am pulling for you.
28257983 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:08 PM Whatever wrote ...
To the Mueller boys: You guys take good care of yourselves. Work hard at whatever you do and know lots of people you don't even know are pulling lots of strings for you and cheering you on. Nobody can learn for you. The only way is to do it yourself and learn from your mistakes. If there are barriers (even concrete ones) find your way around it. There's always a way... Stick to it and do not quit. Even when its really hard and it feels like you really beat bad! Some day we'll laugh about this!
28257608 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 6:59 PM Whatever wrote ...
To Port Washington. I went to a meeting tonight and it seemed freezing cold in the room - Believe me I know that feeling. If you feel bad about what happened please don't, you had every right to be mad at me. I fought so hard trying to get the school district to understand what I was trying to say I missed all the fun and happy parts of my kids early education. I missed a lot of really great memories. Wish I kept a journal to show you what I went through, but it's just water under the bridge now
28257253 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 5:48 PM Whatever wrote ...
I forgot about my girls: Do what's in your heart. Find your thing and stick with it. Don't ever let any man or for that matter anything in this world bring you down. Sometimes dancing in in the storm is what needs to be done. I have always let you guys watch too much TV because when I was a little kid I plopped myself in front of it all day. A little is fine but picking up a book is a much bigger adventure. Maybe one day you will write about me. My hope is you tell the world how much I loved you
28254461 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 5:36 PM Whatever wrote ...
Finally, to Brett Favre. Go for it - who cares what they think! It means nothing, just a bunch of blubber. Thank God for Brett Favre - what a wild roller coaster ride we had. Thanks for the memories. Do what you want to do with your life and keep following your heart - you're on the right path. To all the haters of the world, children should never play with guns. They might just shoot themselves in the foot. Sorry, bad joke.
28254013 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 5:30 PM Whatever wrote ...
To my husband. I have always loved you but I have totally ignored you-I left you to do everything for me like I was some kind of baby. I always told you if you don't like how I did it then do it yourself. That was unfair - sorry I never got off my lazy a**. Things always seemed so big I didn't know where to start. Once long ago I cheated on you who reminded me of Brett Favre, irony. I know I told you that before but I don't know if you can ever really forgive me for it. Can you forgive me now?
28253733 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 5:21 PM Whatever wrote ...
To my family, sorry I've always been so disconnected with you. I never knew how to talk to you, I always took things so seriously - like it was the end of the world or something. LOL! From this point on I promise I will lighten it up, maybe even having the guts to tell you whats in my heart. Paul, Brandon and I will be in that portrait on Sunday no matter what with the biggest smiles you could ever imagine! Please forgive me for not being a better communicator. All my love to my entire family!
28253403 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 5:05 PM Whatever wrote ...
Did anyone in Port Washington dance in the rain? I did with my kids and it was fun - We were drenched! To my employer, sorry I've been so out of it for so long. When I'm at work I will focus on work from here on in. Took a call today from an elderly woman who said she sold her car to some Hispanics heading to Mexico but she forgot to take the license plates off. She wanted to know what she should do. For a long time I was just silent. I had no idea how to help her. Guess we just give it to God
28252796 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 10:00 AM Whatever wrote ...
Please do not think that I believe Mr. Obama is the anti-christ. I believe he is a good person with a good heart. Abortion is the anti-christ. My co-workers and I are working on a really tough puzzle. Sky, rocks, forests, water, airplanes... and then a ton of sunflowers. It's and impossible once you get to the flowers. Everything looks exactly the same, but we got a few pieces today. Maybe from here on in we give it to God to figure out. The End!
28232478 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 7:14 AM Whatever wrote ...
On my way out the door I asked God if there is anything I can do for Him today. He spoke to my heart. He told me to stand tall and look people in the eye. He told me to forgive them and ask them to forgive me for all the crap I've pulled too. It's a starting point right? We're starving for good, heathly food in our lives. We're dehydrated from clean water. Our "house" is a mess and everyone knows it. Where do we even start? I'm not sure. Be patient - take it from Point A to Point B. Amen
28224406 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 6:52 AM Whatever wrote ...
God please, let this be the last comment from me. You make the choice where it goes from here. God bless both the betrayed and the betrayor - Whoever is weak shall become strong with the Lord at their side. Now its time for me to move on with my life, clean my house and look my children in the eyes and tell them that I love them with all my heart! The hardest part for me will be how show them the way.
28223453 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 6:26 AM Whatever wrote ...
Sorry call me a liar, I don't care... I took a shower and it hit me. Its going to get ugly from here on in so for whoever believes I'm telling the truth and have had the guts to watch the movie I say to them-Time to put the blindfold on and follow your heart. It's going to be a bumpy ride from now on. Ask yourself this... Who is that's screaming in your ear? If its me then so be it, and if its not think twice before you say or do it. Bottom Line: FOLLOW YOUR CONSCIOUS PEOPLE. Free will is yours
28222448 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 5:56 AM Whatever wrote ...
OK, so after that last comment I told myself to go and pray. How could I not hit my knees after feeling God's hand. I prayed for the sick, hungry, poor, suffering, addicted, lost and both the abused and the abuser. Whether that is in your physical, mental or spiritual life. In the end, the bottom line. I got GOD BLESS THE BROKEN HEARTED, FOR THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM OF GOD. Mother Mary know your every need. She is the answer to your prayers. Go to her in your darkest moments and she will come.
28221326 Flag for moderationTuesday, Aug 25 at 5:21 AM Whatever wrote ...
Today I woke up and my heart felt totally at peace - Never felt that way before in my whole life. It didn't take long for my head to make it get jumpy again. Anyway... I think that Autism, Alzheimers and Abortion may be the lost sheep. Instead of trying to cure them or dispose of them we should just comfort them, knowing that they are closer to God than we are - Just my opinion. May we all find peace in our hearts. It's a long journey to get there.
28220518 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 8:10 PM Whatever wrote ...
I missed one and for that I'm sorry. I asked God if there were any other powerful messages to give and I got nothing... Then I turned on Relevant Radio and listened to their daily mass. The sermon was AMAZING and that was what the whole world should have heard. If there is any way to access it online (relevantradio.com) after the fact I would highly recommend it. You missed a really great message from God! Tonight's prayer is that Relevant Radio gets to its goal and continues to serve the world
28211826 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 6:09 PM Whatever wrote ...
2 Corinthians 2:5- If anyone has caused pain, he has caused it not to me, but in some measure (not to exaggerate) to all of you. This punishment by the majority is enough for such a person, so that on the contrary you should forgive and encourage him instead, or else the person may be overwhelmed by excessive pain. Therefore I urge you to reaffirm your love for him. For this is why I wrote, to your proven character, whether you were obedient in everything. Whomever you forgave anything, so do I.
28208288 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 5:00 PM Whatever wrote ...
Maybe I'm the one holding the key. Maybe if the children of the world can find a connection to God then God will open the door? What do you think... Does it make sense? Or is that that aborted fetus DNA in vaccines pissed God off so much that these kids are the consequence of our actions?
28206003 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 4:34 PM Whatever wrote ...
I sure hope this is the last one... Kids with autism are disconnected with the world. Are kids of the world disconnect with God?
28204903 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 3:41 PM Whatever wrote ...
If your still looking I hope you have considered my opinions useful. My child, who is on the autism spectrum, loves the movie Phantom of the Opera. My question is, do you think the Phantom goes up or down. You gotta feel for the guy but in the end... Listen the the song at the end. That's what these kids have to learn. She's okay with that and so am I. Less drama!
28202966 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 11:19 AM Whatever wrote ...
I know your sick of hering from me, but something's surrounding me today and it scares me too. If its hate I wish you all the best in this world - it's the next world you should be worrying about. If its an apology, on Brett's behalf I offer you the lyrics to Forgiveness by Don Henley. And if I die of a heart attack from all the stress and lack of sleep know that I gave my heart to God. (Nuff Said?) Peace to you all.
28190308 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 7:09 AM Whatever wrote ...
One last challenge: Watch the commercial with Smokey Bear and the child singing "The Bear Climbed Over The Mountain" and ask yourself - any fires we created that need to be put out?
28179243 Flag for moderationMonday, Aug 24 at 5:54 AM Whatever wrote ...
Call me whatever you wish but I have one more comment. When I broke down I had a vision of Mother Mary crying, bleeding from many cuts on her abdomen, blood pouring out from all sides. The bright light behind her was the Lord above! I never said this to anyone because I knew everyone would call me crazy. I felt like I was going crazy myself and it was horrible. Even the judges have a judge. Think about your response and listen to your conscious. How do you respond to change and will it move you?
28176732 Flag for moderationSunday, Aug 23 at 11:59 AM Whatever wrote ...
Here's my last comment to you Unit, but is directed to all (especially all the "Catholics", including our newest Supreme Court Justice). One does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God. Matt 4:4. Life is not about what you say, its about what you do!
28152353 Flag for moderationSunday, Aug 23 at 9:50 AM Whatever wrote ...
Also in the misellette under the Divorce Recovery Section is this: Whether divorce was a choice for you or you had no choice, it is a major disruption in your life. Everything changes, including your identity. How do you get a handle on it all, mourn the losses and embrace the opportunities? Good question!
28148113 Flag for moderationSaturday, Aug 22 at 10:20 PM Whatever wrote ...
Since it got deleted I will repeat myself once more. Bad divorces get real nasty and have high tempers. In the end both parties are usually somewhat to blame, but one is more vocal than the other. Divorce wounds cut deep and take lots of time to heal. Adding flame to the fire only makes things worse. Give it a rest for a little bit - Give it some time. Then please, move on to bigger and better things. I truly am sick of hearing it.
28133698 Flag for moderationFriday, Aug 21 at 2:10 PM Kazman wrote ...
Hey Unit... Did you or anyone ever ask Favre "Brett did ANYONE ever tell you can't play in the NFL" & Did the Packers ever tell him "You can come back but Rogers is our man" Really need an answer as I have a brother going ballistic because he claims the Packers told him he was washed up and could only be a back up.
28079569 Flag for moderationFriday, Aug 21 at 11:14 AM Whatever wrote ...
My point is that unless you have walked in someone else's shoes you have no right to judge. The man wants to win and if he feels he has a chance then let it be. The Packers want to win and they have every right to do what they feel is best. So does Brett. That is why it is called a sport. May the best team win. By the way, Llama shouldn't hang up on people when they disagree with you. It's rude!
28069694 Flag for moderationFriday, Aug 21 at 10:42 AM nick wrote ...
does anyone remember that favre didn't want to come out of retirement until after we drafted 2 quarterbacks? that really messed up the packers draft. that wasn't thompson's fault.
28067839 Flag for moderationFriday, Aug 21 at 9:51 AM Unit wrote ...
Whatever.... What the heck are you talking about? That makes no sense. That's not even a valid argument. What's your point? Think before you blather. The Llama did pass your words along to me but you don't have a point. What does my future retirement have to do with Favre's honesty?
28064839 Flag for moderationFriday, Aug 21 at 7:30 AM huricane wrote ...
Here is the way I see it - Favre's got the perfect fit in Minnesota (running game, good defense, indoors, familiar face with Offensive Coordinator). The best way to determine who made the right bet on Favre will be a playoff in Green Bay in January. If Favre plays like he did against the Giants two years ago, give the nod to the Pack. If Vike's win, Favre and the Vike's gamable pays off. Let the season begin and let's get that home field advantage Pack!
28056846 Flag for moderationFriday, Aug 21 at 4:38 AM Kazman wrote ...
Hey Bill, just for the record if a few morons that hook up to your blog had any kind of a memory that you have been right on with Favre. My question is..Where has the NFL Commissoner been during all of this ? This whole thing smells of a set up since april of '08 Childress has been lying and the NFL sits on the sideline and will reap in tons of cash as a result.
28051269 Flag for moderationThursday, Aug 20 at 7:33 PM Whatever wrote ...
Blah, blah, blah... Sounds to me somebody's jealous. Hey Michaels - when will you retire? Give the date and time... especially when the media is falling all over themselves for a young hot stud just out of college just chompin the bit to fill your shoes. When I asked your screener for the date he said he didn't know, I believe he was telling me the truth. Things change, people move on... get over it. He knew Thompson wanted him out and now that he's out Brett betrayed us? I don't think so!
28041169 Flag for moderationThursday, Aug 20 at 6:03 PM Mick wrote ...
Looks like the ViQueens have a Queen! All in fun. Gotta love it.
28038144 Flag for moderationThursday, Aug 20 at 3:07 PM Bob wrote ...
Never will forget Brent Farve
28031154 Flag for moderationThursday, Aug 20 at 3:07 PM HH wrote ...
Now this is funny!
28031136 Flag for moderationThursday, Aug 20 at 3:03 PM Josh wrote ...
Hey Bill, love the sports show, just givin ya an FYI this spoof was created last summer. Still funny though ha.
28030951 Flag for moderationThursday, Aug 20 at 3:00 PM terry j vey wrote ...
i love it the only problem is that there are no gray hairs!
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