Story Created:
Oct 27, 2009
Story Updated:
Oct 27, 2009
Seems like everyone is trying to figure out how to give Brett Favre a proper welcome back this Sunday. You got some people thinking he deserves a four minute standing ovation from the Lambeau faithful. Then you got others that feel beer bottles and cheeseheads should be rained down from the sky when he runs out of the visitor's tunnel. We've got heated debates over when to boo him and when to boo Ted Thompson. Even the mayor of Green Bay is figuring out how to welcome in the man that helped put the title back in Titletown.
Well, here are some suggestions...
-Rename the street that crosses Brett Favre Pass to Interception Way.
-Provide Brett the keys to the city...the city of Cleveland.
-Plaster pictures around Lambeau Field of Brett holding the Vince Lombardi trophy and have a headline over it saying "You will never win one of these wearing purple."
-Pass out t-shirts that say decision making begins at 40.
-When Brett runs out of the tunnel, stand up and give him a standing ovation...with your back turned to the field.
-Hand him over the keys to a broken down, rusted out purple and white tractor.
-Repaint the fence by Lambeau Field to say "We will never forget you Brent."
-Shower him with Sears coupons.
-Offer him a part in There's Something About Mary 2.
-Provide Brett with a hand written apology from Ted. Former defensive tackle Ted Washington that is.
-Play Sinatra's New York every time he completes a pass. Blast Jay Z's newest hit about New York every time he throws an INT.
-Everybody wear #12 Packers jerseys with a name on the back that says Doingjustfinewithoutyou.
-Blitz the living daylights out of him.
-The best way to welcome back Brett...Pick him off and return it for six.