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The Evil People In Baseball

By Todd Welter

Donald Fehr is retiring to his place in heck so the title of most evil man in baseball is back up for grabs. Here are some candidates to take home the distinction…

-Scott Boras
In the last election, he was shockingly the runner-up for the title. He is the odds on favorite for the crown in this go around. He has tainted baseball with his greed and a couple of his highest profile clients happen to be the biggest cheaters in the game. This guy should also be a prime candidate to have his picture place in Webster’s next to the word evil.

-Alex Rodriguez
He lied, cheated but at least he did not steal. He just duped one baseball owner into giving him more money than what the Expos were worth and then he got the Yankees to give him more. Infidelity, cheating and greed, all things the title of most evil man in baseball is looking for.

-Manny Ramirez
Manny being Manny turned out to be Manny getting a 50-game suspension for a positive drug test. That might mean Manny being Manny might have to be referred to as Manny being evil.

-Sammy Sosa
Wait, he is in the running for the most delusional guy in baseball.

-Hank and Hal Steinbrenner
They are already associated with evil just by owning the Yankees. Lucifer must be a silent partner. So why not give them the title as well?

Barry Bonds
-Wait, an exorcism has already been performed to rid him from the game.

-Tony LaRussa
I swear the guy purposely makes a single game last a lifetime. He never smiles and just seems like he should be casted to play the villain in the next Batman movie.