After every game, I will try to tell you what happened in the Brewers locker room. You know bring it to you. Problem is tonight I could not get past security. I guess they are not readers of the Llama Laments. I was able to get into Joe Torre's press conference. I can know cross off Joe Torre on a list of managers I want to interview. I was highly disappointed. I thought Torre would be more like Bobby Cox. You know smoking a stogie, drinking a beer, sort of giving a ton of cliche answers but you did not mind because of his aw-shucks demeanor. Instead, he answered every question like he was at fourth quarter stock meeting with investors. Very P.C. and very vague. Needless to say it was not what I thought it would be.