The Cubs game take forever. Is it just me or does every Cubs game take about three and a half hours? I feel like I age ten years every time I watch the Cubs and Brewers play. I remember my grandpa use to fit in a three hour nap between the second and seventh inning. He would watch the first two innings, crash out and wake up for the 7th inning stretch with a full beard. It can be like waiting for paint dry. A baseball game should take no longer than three hours. It should not rival the length of the movie Gettysburg. Which most Cubs games take to complete. That is your Wednesday reason to hate the Cubs.