You know when your kids are sick and you say "I wish I could take it from them"?  I wouldn't recommend doing it when all three kids in the house are sick.  They all, gladly, gave it to me.  A grown man should not have a fever of 103.  Just saying.  Couldn't keep anything down.  Couldn't stand up.  That's what's life has been like over the last two days.  Admittedly, I am a big "sick baby".  I don't do sick well.  You want to know how bad it is?  I'm too sick to even play Madden.  Now THAT's sick.  Hope to be back Wednesday, but Thursday is more likely.  In the meantime, this sign should be posted on the outside of my house..

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