Story Created:
May 8, 2008
Story Updated:
May 8, 2008
I'm not sure this is even needed, because most people sleep or daydream during commencement addresses. But as discussed on WMN, here's the answer to
"following your passion, paying your dues, making a difference and being true to yourself" etc. I prefer the advice offered by Steve Martin's adopted dad in the movie The Jerk. This is S*(& -- and this is shinola, The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey and if you catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it".