Story Created:
May 15, 2009
Story Updated:
May 15, 2009
Ok... If you are in power and you get caught cheating on your wife:
1) The humiliated wife must wear light blue and stand by her man.
2) The man must wear a dark suit, red striped tie and keep the speech short.
3) Call it a private affair, apologize to the family and wait for the lefties to excuse your sin and dismiss all illegality by saying, "it's just sex."
4) Wait a few days and pray for a bigger story to bump your scandal from the news cycle.
Remember, morality is private and subjective... Unless you are a conservative.
