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Report: Dick Vitale More Sexual During March MadnessBy Dan O'DonnellOf course, that report is from the world's greatest satirical newspaper The Onion.
Emerging from her husband's dressing room slightly out of breath and sporting nothing more than a silk robe and tousled hair, Lorraine Vitale, wife of iconic ESPN college basketball analyst Dick Vitale, told reporters Sunday that her spouse is at his sexual peak during March Madness.
"He's especially aggressive this year because Duke has a legitimate chance at making the Final Four," she added.
The Onion--It's AWESOME, BAAAAABYYYY!!!!
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