Barack Obama has cured my gingivitis.

I went to a Obama rally and my athletes foot went away.

Barack Obama made me feel better about my body image….

Barack Obama gave me hope that I won’t have to pay my mortgage….

I think Barack Obama will shovel my walk after the next snow fall. Yes He Can!!!!!

I used to be one of those guys who watched the erectile dysfunction ads on TV; now any I time I need to be aroused I simply play a tape of a Barack Obama speech. Pls. don’t use my name because I am a member of the media.

I believe that Obama will get me Packer season tickets.

I was going to start savings for my children’s education, but now I know that barrack Obama will take care of it for me.

I’m a white male and barrack Obama makes me dance better.

I believe that Barack Obama has stopped me from going  bald.

I believe that Barack Obama will stop global warming; and if he doesn’t we’ll enjoy it so much more if he’s president.

He’s made sex better; of course it is sometimes distracting when my wide yells out Barack, Barack, YES WE CAN YES WE CAN!!!!!!