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ABC: THOSE DEADLY COW FARTS

By Charlie Sykes

Wednesday, Jul 23 at 5:46 PM Jimmyjack wrote ...

What about Al Gore's farts? If he was serious, he'd use a cork and superglue....

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 12:40 PM Peter THEB wrote ...

Imagine the effect on global warming of those cowboys sitting around the campfire in the Bean Scene from Blazing Saddles. Ban baked beans. Broccoli, cauliflower and cabbage, too.

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 12:11 PM Kurt/Elkhorn wrote ...

This gives a whole new meaning to Eddie Arnold's song "Cattle Call".

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 12:09 PM Willie Hines wrote ...

I blame Scott Walker! We can set up J. Gravelle's testing station in my district so everyone can run down for the free testing.

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 11:41 AM BigT wrote ...

The scary part of this is that our kids are being indoctrinated from their first day at a public school that humans are destroying the planet. Then they go home and are once again bombarded with the, we are evil destroyers of the earth when they turn on the TV. It's got to affect them in a negative way. Time will tell and I don't look forward to our future.

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 10:39 AM Justin wrote ...

Wasn't this an attack add on Feingold during the 96 or 98 senate campaign? If cow farts and our driving is bad, why isnt anyone attacking NASCAR for ruining the environment?

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 10:18 AM jeffw wrote ...

Shame on all of you for eating! Doesn't most of the food we consume get shipped somewhere? Is that really a valid argument against beef? Wouldn't that be an argument against seafood/chicken/vegetables? Just more manufactured nonsense.

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 10:13 AM JP wrote ...

Where exactly do you put the catalytic converter on a cow?

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 9:54 AM Mary Beth Sancomb-Moran wrote ...

To paraphrase Ron White, I'm doing my part to combat global warming: I'm eating the cows.

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 9:46 AM Steve wrote ...

You have got to be kidding. Lets ruin the beef industry to save the planet. I will now gorge myself with the Karl Ratzsch's King Tut Prime Rib (32 oz.) every chance I get. I will do my part to save the industry!! How about you?

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 9:44 AM Kurt/Elkhorn wrote ...

What about the tractors & trucks used to transport vegetables & all the other food stuffs. And the effect things like baked beans & onions have on the human digestive system-PEEYOUIE!

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 9:42 AM tyler d. wrote ...

I'm sure Al Gore will be the first to stop eating beef. He will lead by example, right?

Tuesday, Jul 22 at 9:04 AM J. Gravelle wrote ...

You mean emissions testing [http://tinyurl.com/CowFartz] can't protect us from breathing bovine bowel bombasts? I'm calling my congressman... -jjg DailyScoff.com

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