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Feb 18, 2008
Story Updated:
Feb 18, 2008
Responses so far:
Barack Obama has cured my gingivitis.
I went to a Obama rally and my athletes foot went away.
Barack Obama made me feel better about my body image….
Barack Obama gave me hope that I won’t have to pay my mortgage….
I think Barack Obama will shovel my walk after the next snow fall. Yes He Can!!!!!
I used to be one of those guys who watched the erectile dysfunction ads on TV; now any I time I need to be aroused I simply play a tape of a Barack Obama speech. Pls. don’t use my name because I am a member of the media.
I believe that Obama will get me Packer season tickets.
I was going to start savings for my children’s education, but now I know that barrack Obama will take care of it for me.
I’m a white male and barrack Obama makes me dance better.
I believe that Barack Obama has stopped me from going bald.
I believe that Barack Obama will stop global warming; and if he doesn’t we’ll enjoy it so much more if he’s president.
He’s made sex better; of course it is sometimes distracting when my wide yells out Barack, Barack, YES WE CAN YES WE CAN!!!!!!
Sunday, Mar 2 at 10:42 AM PR0M0E wrote ...
Barrack has really changed my life.Since he became a presidential canidate.I once believed I was a brave American,now I can honestly say "I'am scared to death"
Tuesday, Feb 19 at 7:49 AM Larry J wrote ...
I think Chris demonstrates the intelligent level of the average Barack voter.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:18 PM Ed wrote ...
Barack convinced Gov. Doyle to lower our taxes and balance the state budget by reducing spending. Way to go Obama.
Monday, Feb 18 at 9:16 PM Dan wrote ...
Barak says to vote for him if you want change in Washington. That'll be all that's left in the Treasury.
Monday, Feb 18 at 6:36 PM Maddie - Saukville wrote ...
Obama will get twice as many votes as McCain? Could that have anything to do with WI's pick a party primary or the fat lady being introduced on the RNC stage? Of course in the election, the taco stands, billboards and grave markers always turn out big for the Dems so Obama should be in good shape there. On the other hand, there won't be as many free rides to City Hall to vote this year but I bet the polls will still be lighting up with votes. Has anyone seen my license? I need some Sudafed.
Monday, Feb 18 at 1:23 PM Ijeff wrote ...
I'm tired, I'm old and I'm sick of working. Barack is my savior. I'm waiting for my handout. As for the "Barack Movement" itself I suspect it won't last much longer than a good bowel movement. My Democratic Party friends fail to realize that a real movement has to have some substance.
Monday, Feb 18 at 1:14 PM steveegg - No Runny Eggs wrote ...
Just a couple: - Barack Obama helped me lose 3 ounces by emptying my wallet and pockets. - Barack Obama got rid of all the lead in my house by emptying my gun cabinet. - Barack Obama helped restore my faith in the ability of the people to ignore qualifications and principles in favor of a blinding presence.
Monday, Feb 18 at 12:49 PM Davey wrote ...
We probably ought to be getting out to vote for Hillary because McCain can beat her. If Obama is the nominee, McCain will run into the same problems campaigning against him that Hillary did- that is, tough to campaign against somebody who is all rhetoric and style, and little substance. I'm a McCain guy and I'm voting for Hillary tomorrow, because we can beat her in the fall.
Monday, Feb 18 at 12:23 PM Ben wrote ...
I hope the democrats win.I am tired of working and I want someone to give it to me.Rich people are bad,but if you make me rich,I will change that.Barack help me from middle class to the upper class with out me working.
Monday, Feb 18 at 12:15 PM Steve wrote ...
Question for Chris: Exactly what is it that Obama stands for other than that he thinks he should be president because he wants to? All I hear from him otherwise is authentic frontier gibberish.
Monday, Feb 18 at 12:04 PM james wigderson wrote ...
Barack Obama will turn back time and point Brett Favre to the open receiver.
Monday, Feb 18 at 11:43 AM PeteRepublic wrote ...
Barack Obama helped Ryan Newman win the Daytona 500!
Monday, Feb 18 at 11:27 AM Hank wrote ...
Chris said "people just happen to belive in what he stands for." - yes, they believe in hope and change for the future -that they can believe in. Actual policy positions? They don't know or can't remember, because they were too busy listening to how he said it to bother with WHAT he said. This is a cult of personality - and that should be the obama theme song
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:56 AM Barbara, Burlington wrote ...
Charlie, I will vote for John McCain ! There's no way I could pull the lever for either Hillary or Obama ! John McCain has honesty, integrity, and credibility !
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:53 AM Dave from Oregon wrote ...
My kids hockey team started calling goals "Obamas" and it turned around their season. The McFarland Spartans Squirt 2 team is going to State and they owe it all to the "Big O"!
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:46 AM Jason Miller wrote ...
Obama Will Solve Health Care... he will make it so nobody will become ill again thereby eliminating the need for health insurance and ending the need for tort reform.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:46 AM Diane wrote ...
My bad from earlier comment read on radio. He HAS come! The streets have been cleared here in Oostburg, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and it's 70 degrees!
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:46 AM justbob wrote ...
obama made john mccain seem acceptable as a conservative
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:44 AM maray wrote ...
Barack O. has given me such a flexible job such that I am able to listen to Charlie Sykes every morning.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:41 AM chris wrote ...
come on give the guy a break.unlike the republican party. people just happen to belive in what he stands for. and you guys do noy have that type of candidate. so now he is a joke to you. how sad. unlike your party dose, and you guy's can't handle that.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:39 AM Paul M. wrote ...
Thanks to Obama ... I believe there is world peace, I am rich, my wife is beautiful, and my fridge is full of beer. Wants? I have no more. Thank you Obama.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:38 AM Deb B - Milwaukee wrote ...
Barack has made my TAXES so EASY. He says how much money to you make - SEND IT ALL TO ME.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:34 AM mike wrote ...
This dialogue is exactly why the public is so disenfranchised with Republicans. I bet Barack will recieve 2-1 the number of votes of old man Mcain in the primary! HAHAHAHAH The republicans are gonna loose in November!!!!!!!!
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:34 AM MJ wrote ...
B.O. has given me hope for the future which is not the past and will be better than today...because I can.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:33 AM Unborn Child wrote ...
Although Barack doesn't think I deserve a life, he did make it hurt not so much when my brains were sucked out.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:33 AM Andy wrote ...
On Valentine day, I told my wife about some of his policies and that scared the pants off her which really expedited things...
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:27 AM Anonymous wrote ...
Barack Obama has made my eyes "glaze over", and now I cannot see all the snow. Thanks Obamb.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:27 AM Anonymous wrote ...
Barack Obama has made a change in my life. He has prevented Hillary Clinton from penetrating deeper into my life than she already is.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:26 AM Ealt wrote ...
Barack Obama has given me the opportunity to watch Hillary Clinton cry on National TV. I didn’t think that old hag had any tear ducts.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:26 AM Andy Gilbert wrote ...
Barack has let me see more clearly the dark side of Hilary. I now have hope for a change from Hilary's coronation to McCain's win.
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:22 AM Mike wrote ...
This is silly Charlie is just ticked because the Republicans are dead in the water for the next 8 years! Get used to Democrats in the Whitehouse and congress. He will lead a movement!
Monday, Feb 18 at 10:02 AM Tom Swokowski wrote ...
Senator Obama has restored my faith that the United States can once again be respected, not only by it's own citizens, but also by the entire civilized world.
Monday, Feb 18 at 9:59 AM Douglas Cogan wrote ...
Co-Producer of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - Barack Obama, if he is able to stop her, may save me from a trip to Ft. Marcy Park
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