Hey Pagent Mom: If You Want To Keep Her Off The Pole, Don't Buy Her A G-String!
Spooky "pagent mom" Susanna Barrett is suing various media outlets for "sexualizing" her five-year old daughter Isabella. Isabella is one of the featured kids on the TLC cable television show "Toddlers and Tiaras". Mom says a video of her daughter dancing to the song "I'm Sexy and I Know It" paints young Isabella in an unflattering light.
We'll discuss the whole pagent culture later today. In the meantime though, mom might want to remember Wagner's Rule of Life #7: "If you want to keep her off the pole, don't buy her a g-string"!