There are a variety of phrases that I'm pretty sure I will never say in my life. Among them are: I'm pregnant. More brussel sprouts please. Let's watch figure skating. Tom Petty...what an attractive man. Boy that Lane Kiffin sure is a nice guy. I need to do more laundry and play less golf.

Up until Halloween, I never thought I would say, Can someone help me take this latex off my face?

Up until today, I never thought I would say: Did you see Junior Seau castrate that horse?

Just what in the world would would make the future Hall of Fame linebacker stoop to such a level? It's the product of a new show on the Versus Channel titled, Sports Jobs. Click here for the video.

The show is the brainchild of Neil and Michael Mandt. They run a flourishing production company near Hollywood and this is their latest venture. The Mandt brothers are also responsible for Rome is Burning, starring Jim Rome, a variety of independent films, and the critically acclaimed Beg, Borrow and Deal 2 . Given that I was a cast member of the latter, I have a little inside scoop on the making of the Sports Jobs show.

The humor lies in the fact that Seau is an extraordinary linebacker, but has very little athletic skill beyond the gridiron. What's more is that this show was concepted and sold in before Seau rejoined the Patriots mid way through the season. In other words, it was a very condensed time frame to shoot all the episodes.

The result is a bit of hilarity in each episode...it's worth the watch.

PS - the horse was not injured in the procedure...this is very normal. It is also normal to readjust yourself in your chair after viewing. No seated position will feel comfortable for a few hours...