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The Pack's Secret Weapon If They Meet Dallas In The Playoffs...Revealed!

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       Not to take anything away from in-state hero and Cowboys legend-in-waiting Tony Romo, but it's safe to say he wouldn't be mackin' with Jessica Simpson if he worked at R-K-W Redi-Mix Concrete in his hometown of Burlington.     Unless, of course, Ms. Jessica has a thing for a well-paved driveway.     If you watched Dallas as it lost to Philly Sunday, you no doubt saw her sitting in a luxury box watching as the 'Pokes were stumbling.     The following blog entry suggests that Romo might want to buy his ladies a big screen TV and some carryout pizza on game day.    Either that, or have the Packers make sure she has a ringside seat if Green Bay gets a rematch against the Cowboys in the upcoming playoffs.

 

The Jessica Simpson Effect

Jinxminx_2 Tony Romo left Texas Stadium Sunday night a loser, banged up, bruised, and limping toward the playoffs. But rather than hanging his head on the drive home, he was likely contemplating whether sympathy sex with Jessica Simpson would be as good as victory-over-the-Eagles sex would have been. Will it make him feel any better about posting his worst ever QB rating and losing at home to hated rival? Yes, yes it will. But maybe we're onto something.

Although it was more than a little annoying to keep seeing the camera go to Simpson's dark roots and pink #9 jersey in the middle of a tight game, and at one point to sit through a montage featuring her music, we wondered if her being there was a distraction for Romo. For much of the game, he had ample protection and the Eagles couldn't get to him, yet he missed open receivers frequently, posting terrible numbers in the first half, and going on to toss three picks. Romo finished with 214 yards (more than McNabb, but shut up) on 13 completions out of 36 attempts. He's damn lucky for Jason Witten, who accounted for more than half the yardage. TO was pissed on the sidelines..

We've seen Romo girls at the game before. On Christmas Day last year, Romo and Carrie Underwood were seen hugging on the field before the game. The result was similar: Ol' Romeo was 14-29 for a paltry 142 yards, with a TD and a pick, and the Eagles stomped the Cowboys, 23-7. TO was dejected after the game, complaining over a lack of touches. Coincidence? Romo's already been anointed the next great QB by the national media and is having a helluva season, but have we discovered his kryptonite?

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