A Skeleton Wearing Water Balloons On Her Chest...
Pretty people get a pass.
Good things come their way. The sun shines a little more brightly for them. Their food tastes better.
I can only glean this from those who ARE pretty, since I, in fact, am not.
Pretty people also command our attention, some for no other apparent reason than the fact that they're attractive. Paris Hilton, for one.
David Beckham qualifies as "pretty", and he also has a pretty impressive body of work as a soccer player, as well as a pretty wife.
At least, some think so.
I don't "get" Victoria Beckham, since I don't understand what makes her....
Judging by the fact that I'm seeing more about her and her weekend parties than I am about her husband's ten minutes on an L-A soccer field Saturday, I'm guessing I'm just going to have to make peace with the fact she's going to be in my face for a while, whether I think she's hot...or not.