They're the scourge of the local golf course and other places where they leave their droppings.
This is nothing short of brilliant. It makes the geese skedaddle without causing harm to God's creatures. Problem solved.
I see other applications--downtown Milwaukee is a haven for gulls who do a lot of what geese do, only from on high and usually on your car. A few "Gull-inators" could take care of this, toot sweet. Then there's my backyard which serves as a freeway for deer making their way from Whitnall Park to the Root River Parkway. I love seeing white tails but my wife claims they eat her vegetation.
Her birthday is tomorrow. Hmm.