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The Cold Filtered Ramblings of Gene Mueller

"The Goosinator"

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They're the scourge of the local golf course and other places where they leave their droppings.

They're geese, and Madison is using a drone to chase them from local parks.

This is nothing short of brilliant.  It makes the geese skedaddle without causing harm to God's creatures.  Problem solved.

I see other applications--downtown Milwaukee is a haven for gulls who do a lot of what geese do, only from on high and usually on your car.  A few "Gull-inators" could take care of this, toot sweet.  Then there's my backyard which serves as a freeway for deer making their way from Whitnall Park to the Root River Parkway.   I love seeing white tails but my wife claims they eat her vegetation.   

Her birthday is tomorrow.  Hmm.



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