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I'M A UNION MAN!!!

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Union Man

C 2011 Glen Shulfer



I ain't gonna work till you get me a perk.

I want my medical insurance given to me free.

I got to have a bigger salary.

You got to give me more.  C'mon and give me more.


Cause I'm a Union Man.  I got the right to get all I can.

I'm a Union Man.  I get my power from the working man.

I'm a Union Man.  Hell with the budget, just tax the rich man MORE!

I'm a Union Man, Local 213.



Seniority is security.

I get a big fat pension when I'm 55,

so I can suck up all the taxpayers dry.

You got to give me more.  C'mon and give me more!



Cause I'm a Union Man.  I got the right to get all I can.

I'm a Union Man.  I get my power from the working man.                 

I'm a Union Man.  Hell with the taxpayer.  Just make him pay more, like
this!



Solidarity is democracy.

If I don't get my collective bargaining right,

I'm gonna shut you down with all of my might.

You got to give me more.  C'mon and give me more!



Cause I'm a Union Man.  You can't deny my God given right.

I'm a Union Man.  It's for the children, it's not for me.

I'm a Union Man.  Just don't go messing with my benefits plan.

I'm a Union Man.  Hell with the law, I'll just take what I deserve.  MORE!



Here's your campaign contribution, Mr. Senator.

I got tenure, just try to get rid of me!

 

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